Tyler Mcvicker

It has been a few hours since I last had Chipotle, which made me very gassy. Now that I've had my Chipotle, I feel like I need to take a shit.

(VNN Intro)

Now on my way of processing through the intro, I may or may not have shit myself and have diarrhea all over my floor because I did not go to use the bathroom when I had the Chipotle shits. Now this was because I needed to get an email from Gabe Newell telling me that Half-Life 3 was confirmed. Now I did not get that email, but I believe within the next 10 years I will get an email from Gaben telling me to either stop it with all of the speculation or he's going to tell me that Half-Life 3 is confirmed. Now obviously I have talked to Eric Smith of Valve who has told me "Please stop calling my house and harassing my family." Now obviously he's just a lying piece of shit and I-I-I know that Half-Life is coming out soon, so y-you know, y-y-you guys should obviously believe me. Uh, god dija-Did I tell you about uh, uh Creators.TF? Have I told you about Creators.TF recently? Creators.TF is a where you can get a bunch of brand new TF2 updates from the community, 'cause obviously I know that Team Fortress 2 is not gonna get another update for the next 10 years, because I know everything. I'm Tyler McVicker, this is Valve News Network, thanks for watching, adios.

Will tell Geoff Keighley to release the beta discs, Tyler has deleted HLA Beta build when he was asked to release it.

you either die as a beta fan, or live long enough to see yourself become the beta deleter :(